I'm a Mess

BEWARE: Complaining ahead

I have a muscle spasm in my back, a broken toe, and a stupid haircut.  First world problems to the max.  I'm on muscle relaxers that are "non drowsy" and make me feel like I have narcolepsy. 

At least I now know what's wrong with me.  Here's the problem.  No weight lifting is official by doctor's orders, and now that I broke my toe, it looks like I'm restricted to the elliptical. 

Despite my explicit haircut instructions, I managed to end up with feathers, again. 

And I ran into a door with my foot, hence the broken toe (yeah, hence!). 

Ugh.  Over it.  I just want to work out!  And not have stupid hair!